OGDEN NASH ON THE EEL
by Ogden Nash
I don't mind eels
Except as meals.
And while we're at it, Ogden Nash on the Seagull.
by Ogden Nash.
Hark to the whimper of the sea-gull;
He weeps because he's not an ea-gull.
Suppose you were, you silly sea-gull,
Could you explain it to your she-gull?
Next: Mending nets.